pontoons
This is a type of womens breast that when acted upon by gravity, they spread far off to the sides...much like women from National Geographic.
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Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.
Pontoon Boat by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010
Rusty Pontoon
When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
Rusty Pontoon by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023
Pontoon
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!