a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)
Your stache is nothing compared to mine.
by Light Joker March 28, 2005
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A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.
My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.
by Justin August 15, 2003
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a courageous adolescent hailing from isolated Marin Country, characterized by his persistent efforts to grow facial hair.
Have you seen Stache? I think he skipped school again...
by GodfatherPart4 January 5, 2015
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1.a pitiful excuse for a mustache

2. a racially-confused individual possessing said mustache and typically clad in a greatly oversized t-shirt, a large chain, and a flat brim hat turned sideways and with the sticket still on it
Dang homie, check out that stache! How's he with so many fly hunnies? He looks like a fool.
by J. Kel May 5, 2007
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1. a very large pet goldfish who lives with Nyahh
2. short for mustache
1. Nyahh was attacking Stache when I fed him today
2. Dude that stache is totally 80's bro.
by CAck Master June 26, 2003
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