stache

a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.

by Light Joker March 28, 2005

stache

A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.

by Justin August 15, 2003

stache

a moustache.

one a dude's face.

by Scarlett June 13, 2004

stache

a courageous adolescent hailing from isolated Marin Country, characterized by his persistent efforts to grow facial hair.

Have you seen Stache? I think he skipped school again...

by GodfatherPart4 January 5, 2015

stache

1.a pitiful excuse for a mustache

2. a racially-confused individual possessing said mustache and typically clad in a greatly oversized t-shirt, a large chain, and a flat brim hat turned sideways and with the sticket still on it

Dang homie, check out that stache! How's he with so many fly hunnies? He looks like a fool.

by J. Kel May 5, 2007

stache

1. a very large pet goldfish who lives with Nyahh
2. short for mustache

1. Nyahh was attacking Stache when I fed him today
2. Dude that stache is totally 80's bro.

by CAck Master June 26, 2003

stache

To mess something up in a dirty way.

You sure stached up that project.

by Andrew H June 18, 2006