pontoontang
pontoontang by Captain Matt July 13, 2004
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pontoontang
Anna Nicole Smith before she got fat = puntang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang
Anna Nicole Smith on her tv show(aka fat)= pontoon tang
pontoontang by Ogre December 25, 2004
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pontoontang
Noun
1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.
1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.
A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."
pontoontang by billebllunt December 11, 2013
pontooning
The act of swaffling (smacking your penis against something) fast and furiously between a woman's breasts. Similar to motorboating but with a penile element.
You could motorboat your girlfriend, but may derive more pleasure from pontooning her instead. Just make sure it is ok to ejaculate in her cleavage before doing so.
pontooning by Ryanandluciana April 23, 2013
Pontooning
When a female takes Viagra causing a reaction of Clitoral/Labial swelling; resembling a Pontoon Boat.
Jennifer: My girlfriend and I tried pontooning last night!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!
Debra: Oh my goodness you gotta boat?!
Jennifer: Noo no no, we both took Viagra and watched our shit swell up, it was like two huge fat pontoon boats!
Pontooning by MascGlittersaurus June 10, 2017
Pontooning
Pontooning by catmontty January 5, 2015
Pontooning
Pontooning around the word love, Debra said , I really like you.....alot....really , I like you tons...
Pontooning by Sonorliter January 24, 2011
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