samboosak's definitions
Portoon (pour-toon / pore-tune)
In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative
Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.
One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.
Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".
One can also "portoon heavy for" something.
Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.
While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
In general, emphasis should be placed on the correct usage of "portoon" rather than the definition, therefore, it can be thought of as an explicative
Using the term with varying quantities of the letter "o" can serve to emphasize the amount of "portooning" taking place.
One can "portoon for" something, while "portooooooning for" something has different connotation.
Adjectives may be placed in front of or after "portoon", the most notable being "heavy"
When used this way, one can engage in "heavy portooning", without attaching the article "for".
One can also "portoon heavy for" something.
Combining "heavy" with varying quantities of "o"s results in an entirely different meaning altogether.
While "to portoon for" is sometimes used, the preposition "to" does not indicate that "portoon" is a verb.
Example #1
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*
Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*
Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
Richie: *says nothing*
Vic: "I'm over here portoooooning for heavy rocket dick..."
Richie: *stares at vic*
Example #2
Mosey: *trying to figure out how to use the word "portoon"*
Vic: "GATANKSSSS SPAN!!!"
Mosey: *eats another wing*
Example #3
Vic: "I like slimy donkey dick!"
by samboosak November 5, 2019
Get the Portoonmug. when corporate money-grubbing dickweeds interfere with the unalienable right of every american to witness the greatness that is The World Series. the reasoning behind this fiasco is foggy and muddled, and leaves innocent patriots empty and deprived.
johnny: "yo man, can i come by tonight with my girlfriend and her hott friend to watch game 1 ?"
kevin: "naw man, cablevision isnt "offering" that channel..."
johnny: " *silence* "
kevin: "....i got foxfivefucked"
kevin: "naw man, cablevision isnt "offering" that channel..."
johnny: " *silence* "
kevin: "....i got foxfivefucked"
by samboosak October 28, 2010
Get the foxfivefuckedmug.