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The state of complete and utter confusion, so audacious and bombastic that it is simply its own state of being entirely; the ship of sense has sailed, so-to-speak.
"He just handed me a duffel bag of cash and fled the state, I was completely pontooned"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
"John, you gotta get over her bro, she got you pontooned for weeks"
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potponed
I was going to sweep up that broken glass half an hour ago, but then Snoop came over and it got potponed until tomorrow.
Pontoon Boat
Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.
Pontoon Boat by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010
Rusty Pontoon
When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*
“Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend
“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend
“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim
“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
Rusty Pontoon by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023
Pontoon
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
pontoon
sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane