Cynillectual

One who thinks falsely believes that being a cynic makes you an intellectual.

Fun fact:
Most people become Cynillectuals in adolescence.

Donald recently became an atheist. Now he tells everyone about it whenever he gets the chance. What a Cynillectual!

by croppers June 18, 2011

mirin

Admiring.

u mirin?

ye u mirin

by croppers September 28, 2011

Firenado

a tornado on fucking fire.

holy shit look at that firenado

by croppers May 31, 2010

Thinking with portals

When you use portals in a clever way.

you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."

me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"

by croppers April 25, 2010

last word nazi

The kind of assholes who always have to have the last word in an argument, no matter what, in order to preserve their self esteem.

They will usually try to change the subject once they know that they've lost.

normal person: "okay dude shut up this is serious"

last word nazi: "don't tell me what to do."

normal person: "why couldn't you just say 'okay fine' like a normal person?"

by croppers May 26, 2010

closed fist slap

A punch.

When bitches be tripping, you give them a closed fist slap.

by croppers July 31, 2011

Poverty

Poverty is when you can't afford an internet connection, bro.

poverty is something you're not in

by croppers August 07, 2012