Porsey

the cross between a "poodle perm" and a "horse faced person". usually someone who is fake.

that big fat bitch is a porsey

by ShelbyLou92 June 21, 2010

Parker Posey

From the characters that the American actress Parker Posey portrays on the screen. A person exhibiting the character traits af an asshole and/or being a cunt.

"That bitch is such a Parker Posey" and "Stop being such a Parker Posey, this is why people don't like you."

by Guilty1 June 7, 2018

Poosey

Somebody scared of their partners.

"Sunny is a right old Poosey, he's scared of his missus and has to watch what he says/does so it doesn't displease her"

Man1: what are you doing Sunny tonight?
Sunny: nothing, going to stay home with the wife, she's not happy with me and so I have to make it up to her by cooking her a meal"
Man1: You POOSEY!

by Ghazi January 29, 2008

Posey Rims

The situation while playing basketball, either seriously or for fun, where the ball refuses to enter the hoop when you shoot it. Usually in the form of clanging off of the back of the rim.

*Shoots basketball and misses again*

"Ahhh, what the fuck? Fucking posey rims!

by ThaOnlyF1 August 11, 2012

Poosey

Slang for "pussy", as in a woman's genitalia or a cat.

My poosey is shedding.

by Ka August 4, 2003

Tyler Posey

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!! star of the mtv series "Teen Wolf", nice body, gorgeous face, and a mystery man. Tyler Posey needs to marry me!!

did you see that guy? he was ripped!
i know, dude. hes like Tyler Posey!

by Kayla Johnston13 June 18, 2011

The Amy Posey

This is a crafty sexual act, usually involving several midgets, in which all members give the subject a golden shower. Shortly after the last midget has finished, they then allow an ogre to defecate on the subjects chest. The warmth of the feces helps warm the subject who is used to colder climates in the northern regions of Michigan.

Jenny was about to die from frost bite so the midgets of the village pulled The Amy Posey on her.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011