juciepinktacos's definitions

The Amy Posey

This is a crafty sexual act, usually involving several midgets, in which all members give the subject a golden shower. Shortly after the last midget has finished, they then allow an ogre to defecate on the subjects chest. The warmth of the feces helps warm the subject who is used to colder climates in the northern regions of Michigan.

Jenny was about to die from frost bite so the midgets of the village pulled The Amy Posey on her.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

Juvenile pot pie

Every seven weeks, an adolescent child will take their dinner to their room. Shortly after arriving, they decide to masturbate into the nutritious meal, thus creating a juvenile pie. The act is only complete after baking the "pie" at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Said "pie" is usually thrown at gay clowns after baking.

Kenny hated gay clowns so he took his favorite meal upstairs and made a Juvenile pot pie.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

Family fart war

While hanging out with your family, you and at least one family member fire fart cannons to each other.

While Amy and her parents were watching Dog the bounty hunter, her father busted ass, Amy politely returned fire. Resulting in a Family fart war.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

The Cats Meow

When you are making love to your partner and her pussy lips vibrate against each other making a farting noise. Commonly known as purring. Not to be confused with queefing.

I was pounding away on Sally when she started making The Cats Meow unintentionally. Yeah I made that shit Purr.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

Tangerine Sledge Hammer

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.

Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

The Gary Brilhante

The act of corn holing a sheep during February 29th Leap year more times than not a carrot is involved

It was the end of February and the young sheep was fooled by The Gary Brilhante.

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011