This is a crafty sexual act, usually involving several midgets, in which all members give the subject a golden shower. Shortly after the last midget has finished, they then allow an ogre to defecate on the subjects chest. The warmth of the feces helps warm the subject who is used to colder climates in the northern regions of Michigan.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
Get the The Amy Posey mug.When a stinky Mexican knowingly gives their partner an epic case of the crabs. This usually takes place at a small family gathering of some sort, (this is a common event for using a chafing dish.)
Juan threw a fiesta last weekend, which resulted in giving a Mexican chafing dish to four cousins, two grandparents, and the gardener.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
Get the Mexican chafing dish mug.When you are making love to your partner and her pussy lips vibrate against each other making a farting noise. Commonly known as purring. Not to be confused with queefing.
I was pounding away on Sally when she started making The Cats Meow unintentionally. Yeah I made that shit Purr.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
Get the The Cats Meow mug.The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.
Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
Get the Tangerine Sledge Hammer mug.This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.
Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."
Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
Get the South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk mug.Every seven weeks, an adolescent child will take their dinner to their room. Shortly after arriving, they decide to masturbate into the nutritious meal, thus creating a juvenile pie. The act is only complete after baking the "pie" at 400 degrees for 15 minutes. Said "pie" is usually thrown at gay clowns after baking.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
Get the Juvenile pot pie mug.The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.
Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.
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