Pursey

When you almost get Brown Loved by another member of the male race when your not looking.

An attempt to raid your arse.

Hey whats that man doing lurking over there
I dunno
Maybe hes trying to Pursey you

by Conway5 January 10, 2006

Pursey

The name for your vagina when you use it to hold things in. Not a pussy, a pursey.

Paris Hilton keeps her cocaine in her pursey when she's out on the town.

Can you keep this nickle bag in your pursey during this traffic stop?

by Stoutsterrr December 7, 2010

Pursey

Animal that relates and distinguishes self as human, does not realize that he/she is animal.

My dog is a pursey, ex. thinks he is human doesn't know or understand he is a dog.

by Bailey'sMom September 3, 2022

pursey whipped

A man who is so smitten by his lover that he stands around holding her purse or serves her constantly to the point of embarrassment.

He was just standing there holding her purse smiling like a goon while talking to her in a baby voice, he is so pursey whipped!

by mellowknife April 1, 2010

Pursey Whip.

Pursey Whip: Purse-c-whip: In wich a male masterbates and expells the goo on his face.

Pursey Whip:I was sitting in front of my computer, when I said no one gets this load but me, all over my face and thats when I said Pursey Whip.

by assshit999000 June 1, 2011

grab him by the pursey

When the Justice system slaps multi-million dollar fines on Donald Trump they grab him by the pursey.

Because Donald Trump famously said he could grab her by the pussy it is fitting that the Justice system now gets to grab him by the pursey.

They went after Donald Trump's wealth, since the best way to beat him was to grab him by the pursey. And he is sure to throw a Trumper Tantrum.

by NeologianPJG February 16, 2024

Purse Vodka

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

by Chiges February 21, 2012