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The name for your vagina when you use it to hold things in. Not a pussy, a pursey.
Paris Hilton keeps her cocaine in her pursey when she's out on the town.

Can you keep this nickle bag in your pursey during this traffic stop?
Pursey by Stoutsterrr December 7, 2010
Animal that relates and distinguishes self as human, does not realize that he/she is animal.
My dog is a pursey, ex. thinks he is human doesn't know or understand he is a dog.
Pursey by Bailey'sMom September 3, 2022

pursey whipped 

A man who is so smitten by his lover that he stands around holding her purse or serves her constantly to the point of embarrassment.
He was just standing there holding her purse smiling like a goon while talking to her in a baby voice, he is so pursey whipped!
pursey whipped by mellowknife April 1, 2010

Pursey Whip.

Pursey Whip: Purse-c-whip: In wich a male masterbates and expells the goo on his face.
Pursey Whip:I was sitting in front of my computer, when I said no one gets this load but me, all over my face and thats when I said Pursey Whip.
Pursey Whip. by assshit999000 June 1, 2011

grab him by the pursey

When the Justice system slaps multi-million dollar fines on Donald Trump they grab him by the pursey.

Because Donald Trump famously said he could grab her by the pussy it is fitting that the Justice system now gets to grab him by the pursey.
They went after Donald Trump's wealth, since the best way to beat him was to grab him by the pursey. And he is sure to throw a Trumper Tantrum.

Purse Vodka 

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.
Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!
Purse Vodka by Chiges February 21, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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