parsey

a longhead

Who’s that longhead over there?

Its Parsey!

by annfryer August 10, 2020

Cody Parkey

A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.

Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.

by iaintajap January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.

Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019

drinking the parsec sherbet

leaving home without the possibility of coming back

tomorrow's the flight. i'll stop by your house and say goodbye before drinking the parsec sherbet.

by kelamist August 10, 2018

Parkey

The act of hitting both the upright and the crossbar while attempting a field goal.

Bro, our kicker just fucked us with that Parkey and the Bears lost the game!

by pmong January 6, 2019

parseltongue

From the Harry Potter series written by J.K. Rowling. Parseltongue is the language of Snakes.

"Harry we heard you speaking Parseltongue!"

by Dumbledore July 26, 2004

social parsley

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.

That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.

by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011