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aww lads, you should have seen the hoop on thebird i was with last night
by schorman April 23, 2017
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Ah fuck not again, said lord edge as he found a gerbil up his hoop
by Gaz C December 29, 2003
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Hoops is the act of licking the circumference of an anus.
To give hoops or a hoop job -

I gave Sally some hoops last night and she went wild
by Hoopmaster September 25, 2009
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