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A person with a huge willy, seems to get no girls buts gets in their panties especially if their name is Michelle
Michelle: Porkey has the biggest wang I have seen

Friend: Omg let me get some

Michelle: Grr all mine
Porkey by BigPotPorkey February 3, 2020
Urban Dictionary Merch
little choad or a very tinny dick,wang,ect.
linda said. "billy has a porkey."
porkey by kilo230 April 4, 2006
A man with very large genitals. Also used to call someone out for their pp size.
Selena: hey! You hooked up with sam last night right?
Alexa: yeah! He's got a porkey!
Porkey by UwU big pot February 2, 2020
I walked through a rose bush, the thorns were very porkey… or…. That knife is very porkey
Porkey by LaDemRat July 6, 2023

Porkey Pigging 

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".
Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.
Porkey Pigging by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

Porkey Pig

Right after you preform a Alabama Hot Pocket you have sex with the shit-in vagina. You vulgerley thrust your penis in your own shit while it is inside your partners Vagina.
Oh man that was a nice shit in your vagina, lets Porkey Pig it now!
Porkey Pig by devotron9000 May 8, 2009

porkey pigging it 

That dude loves big girl's he's always porkey pigging it
porkey pigging it by dadx5 February 23, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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