Porny Express 

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.

Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.

Porny Express by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022

Jam Pony Express 

Jam Pony Express DJs began in Ft. Lauderdale, FL in 1981. It's original members are DJ Slic Vic, Diamond Dick, Hot Rod and Mr. M.B. Later members included Lock Cool Jock, Sporty "J" and Big Ace. Jam Pony's claim to fame was "regulating" on the microphone by cutting the music down and talking over the lyrics to create a new song. J.P.E. dropped an LP in 1994 on Express Records, which is affiliated with 2-4-1 Entertainment in Tampa.

"regulating" on the microphone by cutting the music down and talking over the lyrics to create a new song.

Jam Pony Express by 84boy November 17, 2004

Riding the Pony Express 

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

Riding the Pony Express by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

Pony Express 

Quick status cocaine dealers. They usually have large quantities ready within the hour.

"Hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!"

"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"

Pony Express by bnasssssty May 7, 2010

Pony express (fart) 

When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.

My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.

Pony express (fart) by Panda bareitall August 20, 2015

Pony Express 

Man with a small penis, who also cums fast.

I never would have banged him if I would have known, that I'd be riding the Pony Express.

Pony Express by BobTheMob January 8, 2015

pony express 

the act of defecating into a mailbox. a particularly difficult technique usually used as a punishment.

-Dude, Bill Six shit in his ex-girlfriend's mailbox!
-Ah, yes, the pony express!

pony express by jhubillsixfan March 8, 2005