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Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.
Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.
by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022
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Jam Pony Express

Jam Pony Express DJs began in Ft. Lauderdale, FL in 1981. It's original members are DJ Slic Vic, Diamond Dick, Hot Rod and Mr. M.B. Later members included Lock Cool Jock, Sporty "J" and Big Ace. Jam Pony's claim to fame was "regulating" on the microphone by cutting the music down and talking over the lyrics to create a new song. J.P.E. dropped an LP in 1994 on Express Records, which is affiliated with 2-4-1 Entertainment in Tampa.
"regulating" on the microphone by cutting the music down and talking over the lyrics to create a new song.
by 84boy November 17, 2004
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Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.
Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.
by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009
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Pony Express

Quick status cocaine dealers. They usually have large quantities ready within the hour.
"Hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!"

"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"
by bnasssssty May 7, 2010
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Pony express (fart)

When one person backs up to another person butt cheeks to butt cheeks and farts, thus transferring the package. This can be done clothed or non clothed.
My wife told me not to Dutch oven her again so now I wait till she is in bed and I slide ass to ass and pony express (fart) her.
by Panda bareitall August 20, 2015
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Pony Express

Man with a small penis, who also cums fast.
I never would have banged him if I would have known, that I'd be riding the Pony Express.
by BobTheMob January 8, 2015
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pony express

the act of defecating into a mailbox. a particularly difficult technique usually used as a punishment.
-Dude, Bill Six shit in his ex-girlfriend's mailbox!
-Ah, yes, the pony express!
by jhubillsixfan March 8, 2005
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