Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.

The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.

Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?

Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!

Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!

Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!

Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!

Pornumentary by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

porkulate by weasel990 December 24, 2016

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Erectoral Porkulation

When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.

*At grandpas farm*.....

Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....

Erectoral Porkulation by BooBoo1123 January 12, 2012

Intent and Purulent Discharge

What's it all mean? What's he saying when he says it? What's the underlying topic? What's the motive in his message? But what if he was born and there was no between the lines? It was a mode to pass the time. He liked the way it rhymed.

Hey dude what does Intent and Purulent Discharge mean?
What's it all mean? What's he saying when he says it? What's the underlying topic? What's the motive in his message? But what if he was born and there was no between the lines? It was a mode to pass the time. He liked the way it rhymed.

Intent and Purulent Discharge by foopity April 14, 2020

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Perkulent

When you meet someone who is acts like they have drunk a whole pot pf coffee black. They border on impertinence and temporary insanity. pronounced (perk-u-lint)

"Ok everyone, let's get into the like car HALF AN HOUR AGO!"

"Dude, stop being so perkulent!"

Perkulent by God's Left Hand September 14, 2009