Porkulent

A portmanteau of porky and corpulent. Commonly used to describe a very fat, ugly person.

Ex: Rosie O'Donnell is a porkulent bitch.

by tr011man2 June 26, 2009

Porkulent

A term describing an object that is porky in physical nature.

Frank: My God, did u see that woman?
John: I know. She was porkulent.

by MagicMan123 September 1, 2009

porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Porkulous

The nickname given by Republicans to the massive amount of earmarks (aka "pork") contained in President Obama's $3.4 trillion budget plan.

Obama's budget plan contains over $7.7 billion in Porkulous spending.

by The Original Big Daddy G April 30, 2009

Erectoral Porkulation

When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.

*At grandpas farm*.....

Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....

by BooBoo1123 January 12, 2012

porkulation

to have sex with.

"Yo! MARK! Me n that blonde are bout to get down to some serious porkulation ra now."

"wrap it before you tap it DJ"

by lova<333 August 8, 2009