pockument 

A pocket document (document you can stick in your pocket). Examples include passport, driver's license, social security card...

Daddy, don't forget your pockuments when going to work.

pockument by Nutmegger October 5, 2003

Pornumentary 

Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.

The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.

Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?

Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!

Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!

Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!

Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!

Pornumentary by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008

hockumentary 

A hockumentary is typically a Canadian phenomenon. The canadian penchant for the Hockey Documentary is legendary. Of course there are the typical documentary's about the big names, like Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr, but these are fairly pedestrian. Others border on fanantical, like "Life After Hockey" or "Shinny: The Hockey in All of Us".

Did you watch that Hockumentary this weekend?

hockumentary by Richard Marken June 26, 2006

Cockumentary 

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary

Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?

Cockumentary by VRH November 19, 2007

Porkulent

A portmanteau of porky and corpulent. Commonly used to describe a very fat, ugly person.

Ex: Rosie O'Donnell is a porkulent bitch.

Porkulent by tr011man2 June 26, 2009

cockumentum 

(1) The build-up of pulsing blood that a man feels in his cock as he is developing an erection.

(2) A derogatory way of referencing 'Documentum', a software suite which handles content management for corporations and other large entities.

(1) As Lisa was getting naked, I could feel my cockumentum down below - it was only a matter of time before I would be inside her.

(2) Argh - my custom workflow isn't functioning, and all of these documents got misnamed! Damned Cockumentum!

cockumentum by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004

Sockumentation 

(noun) the act of putting something hard in a sock and hitting a customer with it because the did not read the documentation

This one did not read the manual. I need to provide some Sockumentation.

Sockumentation by DenUrandom May 4, 2020