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Pornomatic 

Something that is so sexy it only belongs in a porno.
While Jill and Lisa were making out, Joe yelled out "PORNOMATIC!"
Pornomatic by Demineonz February 26, 2009
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Pornotastic 

A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.
Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!
Pornotastic by gamer999 January 7, 2009

Pornotic 

To be of porn descent, something that is or was earlier defined as porn.
Is Jimmy reading that pornotic manga again? What a perv!
Pornotic by Pornotic February 22, 2011

pornocratic 

1.) A corrupt democracy often focusing on phallic desires and instant gratification of those desires. Emphasis on physical needs and attributes over morals, ethics, and education.

2.) Choosing political candidate's based solely on their superior physical attributes over another candidate with lesser attributes.
1.) The fall of Rome was due to their corrupt, decadent, and pornocratic society.

2.) Dave: "Dude, I totally voted for the hot chick for class president - did you get a look at that rack?"

John: "I voted for the candidate that was going to create fund-raisers to promote more athletic programs. Dave, your vote for a pornocratic school government will do nothing for us students."

Dave: "Yeah that's prolly true, but did you see that rack?!?"
pornocratic by Rob-S July 1, 2008

Panromatic asexual 

A sexual orientation, meaning a person that is attracted to all sexes in an aromantic idiosyncrasy or manner way, but not necessarily in a sexual. Usually used by asexuals instead biromantic to disregard the idea that there are only two sexes.

Below is how I (who personally identifies as a panromantic asexual) through observation and experience have found is easiest to explain panromantic asexualism to people who don't know (or are unaware of) what is in a situation (usually where google or urban dictionary aren't available); and after the break-in-page is a situation where it would be used in context
"Wait, hold your advancement in conversation a minute, friend....I don't understand. Alex is totally known for being pretty, and kinda hot too, but she told me that she would date anyone that she thought she liked, after she got to know them a bit...but she's still a virgin?" -Person #1

“Yep. That's because she identifies with panromatic asexual.” -(educated) Person #2

"Ohhh...wait. Isn't pansexual or panwhatever-you-call-it when, like...you know... you 'like like' pretty much anything? Like even objects and stuff?" -Person #1

“...Nope. Panromatic asexual is basically someone who's attracted to people based off their personality, not their sex or whether that person is transgender or any other gender, and not limited to the society's stereotypical 'boy or girl'.” -Person #2

“Ohh. That's cool.” -(now educated) Person #1

-break-

“Yo hot stuff. Wanna have some fun?” said a deep voice from in between the two buildings.

“Do I know you?”
“Not yet ya' don't. Wanna change that?”
“I'm panromatic and asexual. No thank you.”

pornohalic

When a person watches/view large, very large, amounts or porn on a daily cycle. This person make have side effects such as:
low sperm count
having erections
loves porn
having a penis
Zach was a pornohalic, since he had to reformat his computer from getting spyware.

Jacob had a big box of porn and couldn't stop watching butt sluts.

Derek was like ever other guy and was a pornohalic.
pornohalic by madJesus January 29, 2008

Pornomotive 

Davids love of trucks is so deep, he calls his auto parts catalog his pornomotive magazine.
Pornomotive by Lizzy1966 June 25, 2012
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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