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Pornomatic

Something that is so sexy it only belongs in a porno.
While Jill and Lisa were making out, Joe yelled out "PORNOMATIC!"
by Demineonz February 26, 2009
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Pornotastic

A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.
Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!
by gamer999 January 7, 2009
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Pornotic

To be of porn descent, something that is or was earlier defined as porn.
Is Jimmy reading that pornotic manga again? What a perv!
by Pornotic February 22, 2011
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pornocratic

1.) A corrupt democracy often focusing on phallic desires and instant gratification of those desires. Emphasis on physical needs and attributes over morals, ethics, and education.

2.) Choosing political candidate's based solely on their superior physical attributes over another candidate with lesser attributes.
1.) The fall of Rome was due to their corrupt, decadent, and pornocratic society.

2.) Dave: "Dude, I totally voted for the hot chick for class president - did you get a look at that rack?"

John: "I voted for the candidate that was going to create fund-raisers to promote more athletic programs. Dave, your vote for a pornocratic school government will do nothing for us students."

Dave: "Yeah that's prolly true, but did you see that rack?!?"
by Rob-S July 1, 2008
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Panromatic asexual

A sexual orientation, meaning a person that is attracted to all sexes in an aromantic idiosyncrasy or manner way, but not necessarily in a sexual. Usually used by asexuals instead biromantic to disregard the idea that there are only two sexes.

Below is how I (who personally identifies as a panromantic asexual) through observation and experience have found is easiest to explain panromantic asexualism to people who don't know (or are unaware of) what is in a situation (usually where google or urban dictionary aren't available); and after the break-in-page is a situation where it would be used in context
"Wait, hold your advancement in conversation a minute, friend....I don't understand. Alex is totally known for being pretty, and kinda hot too, but she told me that she would date anyone that she thought she liked, after she got to know them a bit...but she's still a virgin?" -Person #1

“Yep. That's because she identifies with panromatic asexual.” -(educated) Person #2

"Ohhh...wait. Isn't pansexual or panwhatever-you-call-it when, like...you know... you 'like like' pretty much anything? Like even objects and stuff?" -Person #1

“...Nope. Panromatic asexual is basically someone who's attracted to people based off their personality, not their sex or whether that person is transgender or any other gender, and not limited to the society's stereotypical 'boy or girl'.” -Person #2

“Ohh. That's cool.” -(now educated) Person #1

-break-

“Yo hot stuff. Wanna have some fun?” said a deep voice from in between the two buildings.

“Do I know you?”
“Not yet ya' don't. Wanna change that?”
“I'm panromatic and asexual. No thank you.”
by Alex Salver March 4, 2015
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pornohalic

When a person watches/view large, very large, amounts or porn on a daily cycle. This person make have side effects such as:
low sperm count
having erections
loves porn
having a penis
Zach was a pornohalic, since he had to reformat his computer from getting spyware.

Jacob had a big box of porn and couldn't stop watching butt sluts.

Derek was like ever other guy and was a pornohalic.
by madJesus January 29, 2008
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Pornomotive

Davids love of trucks is so deep, he calls his auto parts catalog his pornomotive magazine.
by Lizzy1966 June 25, 2012
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