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Pornotastic 

A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.
Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!
Pornotastic by gamer999 January 7, 2009

Pornotic 

To be of porn descent, something that is or was earlier defined as porn.
Is Jimmy reading that pornotic manga again? What a perv!
Pornotic by Pornotic February 22, 2011

pornocratic 

1.) A corrupt democracy often focusing on phallic desires and instant gratification of those desires. Emphasis on physical needs and attributes over morals, ethics, and education.

2.) Choosing political candidate's based solely on their superior physical attributes over another candidate with lesser attributes.
1.) The fall of Rome was due to their corrupt, decadent, and pornocratic society.

2.) Dave: "Dude, I totally voted for the hot chick for class president - did you get a look at that rack?"

John: "I voted for the candidate that was going to create fund-raisers to promote more athletic programs. Dave, your vote for a pornocratic school government will do nothing for us students."

Dave: "Yeah that's prolly true, but did you see that rack?!?"
pornocratic by Rob-S July 1, 2008

Panromatic asexual 

A sexual orientation, meaning a person that is attracted to all sexes in an aromantic idiosyncrasy or manner way, but not necessarily in a sexual. Usually used by asexuals instead biromantic to disregard the idea that there are only two sexes.

Below is how I (who personally identifies as a panromantic asexual) through observation and experience have found is easiest to explain panromantic asexualism to people who don't know (or are unaware of) what is in a situation (usually where google or urban dictionary aren't available); and after the break-in-page is a situation where it would be used in context
"Wait, hold your advancement in conversation a minute, friend....I don't understand. Alex is totally known for being pretty, and kinda hot too, but she told me that she would date anyone that she thought she liked, after she got to know them a bit...but she's still a virgin?" -Person #1

“Yep. That's because she identifies with panromatic asexual.” -(educated) Person #2

"Ohhh...wait. Isn't pansexual or panwhatever-you-call-it when, like...you know... you 'like like' pretty much anything? Like even objects and stuff?" -Person #1

“...Nope. Panromatic asexual is basically someone who's attracted to people based off their personality, not their sex or whether that person is transgender or any other gender, and not limited to the society's stereotypical 'boy or girl'.” -Person #2

“Ohh. That's cool.” -(now educated) Person #1

-break-

“Yo hot stuff. Wanna have some fun?” said a deep voice from in between the two buildings.

“Do I know you?”
“Not yet ya' don't. Wanna change that?”
“I'm panromatic and asexual. No thank you.”

pornohalic

When a person watches/view large, very large, amounts or porn on a daily cycle. This person make have side effects such as:
low sperm count
having erections
loves porn
having a penis
Zach was a pornohalic, since he had to reformat his computer from getting spyware.

Jacob had a big box of porn and couldn't stop watching butt sluts.

Derek was like ever other guy and was a pornohalic.
pornohalic by madJesus January 29, 2008

Pornomotive 

Davids love of trucks is so deep, he calls his auto parts catalog his pornomotive magazine.
Pornomotive by Lizzy1966 June 25, 2012
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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