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pornocratic

1.) A corrupt democracy often focusing on phallic desires and instant gratification of those desires. Emphasis on physical needs and attributes over morals, ethics, and education.

2.) Choosing political candidate's based solely on their superior physical attributes over another candidate with lesser attributes.
1.) The fall of Rome was due to their corrupt, decadent, and pornocratic society.

2.) Dave: "Dude, I totally voted for the hot chick for class president - did you get a look at that rack?"

John: "I voted for the candidate that was going to create fund-raisers to promote more athletic programs. Dave, your vote for a pornocratic school government will do nothing for us students."

Dave: "Yeah that's prolly true, but did you see that rack?!?"
by Rob-S July 1, 2008
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pornocrat

(noun) A person who is an experienced, cultured viewer of pornography. He finds the latest and best quality porn, whether in video or print format. Yet he never boasts about his talent -- he's a quiet connoisseur of few words, speaking about pornography only when spoken to. When his friends need porn, they know they can turn to him for help.
He prefers actresses who are fresh, innocent, and new to the business; not the cliched bleach-blond bimbos. He is a connoiseur of the sex industry.
Johnny is quite the pornocrat -- he knows the difference between Swank and Barely Legal. As well, he prefers Mike's Apartment to the Bangbus.
by RexGibson December 1, 2003
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pornotration

The act of penetrating a woman as you watch an x-rated film.
She was so offended by the pornotration that she went and took a rape shower!
by drewniverse December 25, 2010
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pornogrative

When parts of the body are fully revealed; More than provocative. But still less than what you see in adult film videos.
Her nudes were leaked and they were quite pornogrative.
by jaye elle October 3, 2021
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pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn
Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!
by poser1212 November 30, 2010
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Pornoerotic

Images of the naked human body or sexual intercourse without a focus on the details. Viewing images without disgust.
I saw these pictures: this pornoerotic
by Dan2009 September 18, 2009
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pornochanic

(pawrn-o-can-ick)
-noun

1. A mechanic whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.

2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars.
"The car's engine isn't dead. We just need a skilled pornochanic to look under the hood."

"Sweet desktop wallpaper!"
"Dude, don't you ever knock before you enter a room?!"
"Whatever. We all know you're a major pornochanic."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
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