promatic

"It's not a real word. Promatic. But it could be if you use it in conversation. So do that." - adult swim

So expect the bumps to be more promatic tonight.

by Bri Handy September 21, 2005

promatic

a word that everyone started saying after they saw that crazy commerical for family guy, on adultswim at 2 AM. really, it has no exact defintion.

1. dude! those waves were so promatic! (awesome, cool, sweet)
2. i got a D in history! my mom is going to go so promatic. (get angry, get mad)
3. the movie was promatic, and lameee! (lame, sucked)

by rebecca schrader September 10, 2005

Promatic

A real nigga with problematic problems.

Elijah really promatic person

by Rupt.Knight June 20, 2021

Promatize

v. To inflict trauma before, during, after, and/or about junior or senior high school prom.
- to be the victim of such horrible trauma.

Greg: Dude, did you see Jen? Her dress tore, her boyfriend dumped her, she got caught with a flask, and her hair lost it's curls!
Dude: Yeah, she was promatized.

by Mrpianoman June 8, 2007

Progmatic

This is the word that defines what all rock bands should be and sound like. When your band is Progmatic, it means that you are the best. Usually the singer is a tall, handsome type most likely with black or dark hair. Band members must all look good in leather and like getting their picture taken. Progmatic people have honest forthcoming personalities and keep their successes a hidden mystery.

Example 1: "Hey! Did you see that band? They are really Progmatic!"

Example 2: "That singer has a really Progmatic voice."

Example 3: "Elvis has really Progmatic sideburns."

Example 4: "Can I have a shot of Progmatic to drink with my beer?"

by guardianofthecreditcard October 21, 2011

Promastication

The act of eating to avoid a task, usually occuring during revision periods before exams.

Lisa gained 10kg and failed year 12 because of her promastication problem.

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

promasticate

to take a long time to finish a meal in order to delay getting back to work

"Don't promasticate - if you don't eat up soon, you won't get the report done by the end of today"

by junglehungry October 11, 2011