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Porncast by sleepyKittyy July 30, 2025
Words you can keep
porncrastination
Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...
porncrastination by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006
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Pornasticate
Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.
Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008
Pornastrophe
A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.
When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.
When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.
Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?
Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.
Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!
Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.
Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!
Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
Pornastrophe by RackTranquility September 25, 2010
Porncrastinate
1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.
Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.
Porncrastinate by Intercaust July 5, 2014
porntastic
Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
porntastic by bdub March 4, 2004
pornasty
I clicked on a link and saw some pornasty stuff with a chicken, a she-male and a spatula, so I will not be going back to that site!
I don't go to that site, because it is pornasty, and i don't want to see that stuff!
I don't go to that site, because it is pornasty, and i don't want to see that stuff!
pornasty by Susheelover November 10, 2013
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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