Porncast 

An NSFW podcast.

I am listening to a porncast.

Porncast by sleepyKittyy July 30, 2025

porncrastination 

much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn

Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...

porncrastination by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Pornastrophe 

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.

Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......

Pornastrophe by RackTranquility September 25, 2010

Porncrastinate 

1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.

Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.

Porncrastinate by Intercaust July 5, 2014

porntastic

a word used to describe something on par with excellent pornographic material

Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"

porntastic by bdub March 4, 2004

pornasty 

Pornogrphy that you regret watching or refuse to watch.

I clicked on a link and saw some pornasty stuff with a chicken, a she-male and a spatula, so I will not be going back to that site!

I don't go to that site, because it is pornasty, and i don't want to see that stuff!

pornasty by Susheelover November 10, 2013