Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...
by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006
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Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.
Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008
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Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?
Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.
Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!
Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.
Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!
Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......
by RackTranquility September 25, 2010
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Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.
by Intercaust July 5, 2014
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Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
by bdub March 4, 2004
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I don't go to that site, because it is pornasty, and i don't want to see that stuff!
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