9 definitions by Intercaust
1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.
Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.
by Intercaust July 05, 2014
Guy is standing up. Girl is in front of guy, on her knees giving him head. Right after the guy blows his load, before she can swallow it, he smacks her under the chin causing her head to raise up. Then punches her in the gut so she spits the load out. Kinda like when you lift the head on a real PEZ Dispenser and candy comes out. For added realism and fun have the girl ware some sort of Halloween mask, like Darth Vader or Bugs Bunny, etc.
At the Halloween party I went in the bathroom with this chick in a Yoda costume and did a PEZ Dispenser.
Simular to a David Copperfield, the difference being that you pop a huge herpes sore on her back. See also, Oxy Copperfield.
After a stressful day at work, I was totally cybercidal. So I played Call of Duty and dropped a shit-load of noobs.
Flooding a forum or message board with a rediculous and extreme amount of posts. See also, Spamzilla and spam canon.
A spam canon sends an artillery barrage of posts to a forum or message board. See also, Spamzilla and Tspam-nami.