9 definitions by Intercaust

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1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.
Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.
by Intercaust July 05, 2014
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Guy is standing up. Girl is in front of guy, on her knees giving him head. Right after the guy blows his load, before she can swallow it, he smacks her under the chin causing her head to raise up. Then punches her in the gut so she spits the load out. Kinda like when you lift the head on a real PEZ Dispenser and candy comes out. For added realism and fun have the girl ware some sort of Halloween mask, like Darth Vader or Bugs Bunny, etc.
At the Halloween party I went in the bathroom with this chick in a Yoda costume and did a PEZ Dispenser.
by Intercaust February 04, 2004
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Simular to a David Copperfield, the difference being that you pop a huge herpes sore on her back. See also, Oxy Copperfield.
My herpes was so bad that when I fucked her I gave her a Copperfield Simplex.
by Intercaust February 04, 2004
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In the mood or having the overwhelming urge to kill others in an on-line game. See also, cybercide.
After a stressful day at work, I was totally cybercidal. So I played Call of Duty and dropped a shit-load of noobs.
by Intercaust February 04, 2004
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To kill another player in an on-line game. See also, cybercidal.
Intercaust plays Call of Duty to commit cybercide so much, he named his clan "Cybercide(-Cc-)".
by Intercaust February 04, 2004
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Flooding a forum or message board with a rediculous and extreme amount of posts. See also, Spamzilla and spam canon.
Intercaust posted so many porn links that he caused a Tspam-nami at www.leghumper.com.
by Intercaust February 04, 2004
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A spam canon sends an artillery barrage of posts to a forum or message board. See also, Spamzilla and Tspam-nami.
Intercaust posts porn on the forums at www.leghumper.com like he is using a spam canon.
by Intercaust February 04, 2004
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