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procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate 

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...
I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.
procrastinate by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

porncrastination 

much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn
Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...
porncrastination by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006

procrastinate 

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.
I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.
procrastinate by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008

proncrastination 

proncrastination: Oh man, I proncrastinated so long last night. Now my paper's due and my right hand is numb, too.
proncrastination by OHaiThar October 24, 2008

poocrastinate 

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.
I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...
poocrastinate by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010