porncrastination 

much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn

Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...

porncrastination by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006

Porncrastination 

Knowing you have porn to watch before your laptop runs out of power, but you can't leave a particularly interesting conversation or thread.

1) I was talking to this chick when I noticed I only had 7% juice left, damn porncrastination made me almost forget to masturbate!

2) As I was porncrastinating a very nice POV video I suddenly remembered I hadn't added porncrastination to UrbanDictionary yet, so I porncrastinated some more.

Porncrastination by KIRF October 21, 2011

Porncrastination 

When you log on to your device intending to get some work done but have a crafty wank instead.

Me: How's the project going Tim?
Tim: Slowly for some reason.
Me: Too much porncrastination} so Tim or Me: Have you a creak in your neck [John?
John: Yeah, I was doing homework but ended up porncrastinating, and now I can't turn around.

Porncrastination by Noutsidea June 14, 2018

procrastination 

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastination 

What you're probably doing right now

I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead

procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004

procrastination 

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.

procrastination by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003