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porntastic

a word used to describe something on par with excellent pornographic material
Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
porntastic by bdub March 4, 2004
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porntastic

Good. Like porn is good. But porn isn't merely good. It's something far better than "good," and that's why when you use this word people will know what you mean.
"There's a money tree in the backyard and it's cookin' omelets and singin' dirty limericks too!"
"That's porntastic!"
porntastic by Jesse Gold April 10, 2006

porntastic

Normally pertaining to the female sex, an adjective that defines a person's sexuality, usually in a risque or porn-type way. Women who wear very short skirts with high heels and flaunt that they are doing so normally are defined as such. It is not always used as a derogatory word. Similar words are slut, ho, superfreak, whore, tramp.
That girl is porntastic.
porntastic by bswrchrd January 26, 2004

pahntastic 

fantastic but more hardcore, also interchangable for "leet"

derived from the name of guild wars player Pahndha The Panda
Guy 1 : thats a pahntastic fellblade you got there
Guy 2 : thanks man ;D
pahntastic by Cliff Ravir December 10, 2008

Pornotastic 

A description for someone good looking enough to be in a decent porno.
Person 1: Wow check out that girl over there! She's hot!

Person 2: Yeah she's pornotastic!
Pornotastic by gamer999 January 7, 2009

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.
Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

plantastic 

fantastic, but only in instances of devising an enjoyable encounter
GUY: I will collect you at eleven, and then we go to bar.
GIRL: Sounds perfect.
GUY: I love it when a plan comes together.
GIRL: It's plantastic!
plantastic by H. Guakomoli October 19, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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