pornasty

Pornogrphy that you regret watching or refuse to watch.

I clicked on a link and saw some pornasty stuff with a chicken, a she-male and a spatula, so I will not be going back to that site!

I don't go to that site, because it is pornasty, and i don't want to see that stuff!

by Susheelover November 10, 2013

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Pornastrophe

A cataclysm of pornography; can be defined as a pornado gone terribly wrong.

When one tries to chase the furry porn rabbit too far down the vaginal rabbit hole. The interwebs take their revenge with a unrelenting fury of pop ups and spyware, ranging from horse porn, and bukakke to pedophilia and Shitting Dick Nipples.

Me: WTF are you doing in there? Why is my internet having a lagtasm?

Brown: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Aw shit, it sounds like you're having a pornastrophe in there.

Brown: KILL IT, KILL IT WIFF FIAR!

Me: Have fun with Windows Anti-Virus 2009.......

by RackTranquility September 25, 2010

pronasty

Something so good that it is of a professional level of excellence.

"Those rhymes last night were pronasty!"

by Bruce F. May 16, 2006

poonasty

The slightly less known, slightly smelly neighbor of the poonanny.

You can go to the poonasty from the poonanny, but you can not go to the poonanny from the poonasty!

by The Royal August 23, 2006

pornastics

sexual activities such as fellatio, cunnilingus, rimjob and boob fucking, and various sex positions that need to be learnt by a person aspiring to become a porn star.

The young girl wants to be a porn star. Teach her all the pornastics.

by uttam maharjan June 20, 2010

Poenasty

1. Just plain dirty, unpleasant smelling, or disturbing looking.
2. A term used when an unusual act is performed. Generally praising the act.

1. Those clothes are just poenasty.
2. Did you see that show? It was just poenasty!

by TigerWooGSX April 2, 2009