pornastics

sexual activities such as fellatio, cunnilingus, rimjob and boob fucking, and various sex positions that need to be learnt by a person aspiring to become a porn star.

The young girl wants to be a porn star. Teach her all the pornastics.

by uttam maharjan June 20, 2010

Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

Pronasticrate

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.

I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.

by Peter5821 February 5, 2009

porntastic

a word used to describe something on par with excellent pornographic material

Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"

by bdub March 4, 2004

Pornitics

Watching guys in suits talking about how good it is when somebody else gets fucked.

Joe: "What are you doing tonight?"
Tom: "Watching pornitics, you know the one where the Republicans blast a load all over poor people?"
Joe: "Oh, I'm more into the ones where the Democrats pile drive the rich in the ass."

by Picklesthefirecat August 31, 2012

pronastication

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.

Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.

by Klutzposition September 12, 2009

porntastic

Good. Like porn is good. But porn isn't merely good. It's something far better than "good," and that's why when you use this word people will know what you mean.

"There's a money tree in the backyard and it's cookin' omelets and singin' dirty limericks too!"
"That's porntastic!"

by Jesse Gold April 10, 2006