pornastics
sexual activities such as fellatio, cunnilingus, rimjob and boob fucking, and various sex positions that need to be learnt by a person aspiring to become a porn star.
pornastics by uttam maharjan June 20, 2010
Pornasticate
Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.
Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.
Pornasticate by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008
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Pronasticrate
To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.
I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.
Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009
porntastic
Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
porntastic by bdub March 4, 2004
Pornitics
Joe: "What are you doing tonight?"
Tom: "Watching pornitics, you know the one where the Republicans blast a load all over poor people?"
Joe: "Oh, I'm more into the ones where the Democrats pile drive the rich in the ass."
Tom: "Watching pornitics, you know the one where the Republicans blast a load all over poor people?"
Joe: "Oh, I'm more into the ones where the Democrats pile drive the rich in the ass."
Pornitics by Picklesthefirecat August 31, 2012
pronastication
referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.
pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009
porntastic
Good. Like porn is good. But porn isn't merely good. It's something far better than "good," and that's why when you use this word people will know what you mean.
"There's a money tree in the backyard and it's cookin' omelets and singin' dirty limericks too!"
"That's porntastic!"
"That's porntastic!"
porntastic by Jesse Gold April 10, 2006