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When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.
This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.
Poregasm by caKe_no November 23, 2010
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Polegasm 

The orgasm type feeling you get when climbing a rope or pole. Usually occurs after climbing for a minute or two. Feels very good and is better when watching porn while climbing. Can be done by men or woman and is very very addicting. It is not only done by strippers and can be done at home on doors and other tall objects that can be easily climbed.
"I love polegasming, it's so much better than masturbating."
Polegasm by pump chicken December 11, 2016
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Polegasm 

The intense orgasm some people, male or female, experience when climbing a rope or pole.
I had a polegasm in PE
Polegasm by Dr P J Fingerwell April 21, 2010
A state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of Pokemon products.
You just got Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys AND Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker, I'm totally having a pokegasm!
pokegasm by M. Kittens May 10, 2005

porrgasm 

a noun describing, the orgasmic sensation one may experience when seriously enjoying a bowl of porridge
Mum made me porridge this morning for breakfast. So I headed to my room, turned out the light and had a porrgasm.
porrgasm by porridgeman June 21, 2010
The liquid that exerts a males penis before he ejaculates.
Dude1- "She was giving me an old fashion then she stopped all of a sudden."

Dude2- "dude why?"

Dude3- "She thought my pregasm was cum..."
Pregasm by Dr.ano January 9, 2011

porkgasm 

The pleasure a non-Muslim gets from eating any type of pork - particularly bacon - when living in countries that specifically ban pig and all of its products.
Person 1: Oh man, Fred just flew back from the States and brought a shit load of pork. I totally made myself a bacon sandwich and had a porkgasm.
Person 2: That is the life.
porkgasm by 62474 November 10, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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