ponegasm 

Alternate, more memetic spelling of ponygasm

Horsefucker 1: *browsing deviantart* Dude these ponies are cute af
Horsefucker 2: Put dooown the chrome tabs m8
Horsefucker 1: I have to hug them all, they're too cuuute.
Horsefucker 2: Don't have a ponegasm man.
Horsefucker 1: *squeeeeeeing horse noises*

ponegasm by caucow June 12, 2018

Polegasm 

The orgasm type feeling you get when climbing a rope or pole. Usually occurs after climbing for a minute or two. Feels very good and is better when watching porn while climbing. Can be done by men or woman and is very very addicting. It is not only done by strippers and can be done at home on doors and other tall objects that can be easily climbed.

"I love polegasming, it's so much better than masturbating."

Polegasm by pump chicken December 11, 2016

Polegasm 

The intense orgasm some people, male or female, experience when climbing a rope or pole.

I had a polegasm in PE

Polegasm by Dr P J Fingerwell April 21, 2010

pokegasm

A state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of Pokemon products.

You just got Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys AND Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker, I'm totally having a pokegasm!

pokegasm by M. Kittens May 10, 2005

Pondgasm 

Having an orgasm by you or someone else picking your abnormally large nose, usually an old fat english teacher, that smells like shit.

MISS Pond: Pick my nose baby

Student: Ummm okay...

Miss Pond: OOOOOOH YESSSS DEEPER! FASTER! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Student: Eww did you just have a pondgasm?

Student: I'm calling the cops bitch

Pondgasm by pond_luva September 24, 2009

Pokégasm

1.(noun) Uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss(equivalent) due to something pokémon related.
2.(verb) To experience uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss equivalent due to something pokémon related.

Examples :

Friend: Look what I ordered for you from teh interwebs! It's a custom made mew charm necklace!
A Self Proclaimed "Shegufta": THAT'S MAH FAVORITE POKÉMON! IT'S SO CUTE! OMG OMG OMG. IT'S SO AMAZING THAT I HAD A POKÉGASM

Dude 1:DUDE I JUST CAUGHT MISSING No.! That's so cool that I'm pokégasming!
Dude 2: um... Missing No. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
Dude 1: I think my pokégasm is over...

1st Gen Lover 1: I've heard rumors they're starting a new pokémon season... using only first generation pokémon.
1st Gen Lover 2: REALLY?!? I Think I just had a pokégasm.
*they check online*
Both of them : WTF! It's a fan series and it's original characters, not Ash Ketchum. pffffft. Epic Fail.

Pokégasm by ProfessorSheggykins October 4, 2009

Poregasm

When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.

This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.

Poregasm by caKe_no November 23, 2010