pokegasm

A state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of Pokemon products.

You just got Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys AND Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker, I'm totally having a pokegasm!

pokegasm by M. Kittens May 10, 2005

Pokegasm

The intense feeling you have when you poke your partner so hard you feel pleasure.

They began poking each other so hard, they had a pokegasm.

Pokegasm by Natsuka2014 May 11, 2015

Pokégasm

1.(noun) Uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss(equivalent) due to something pokémon related.
2.(verb) To experience uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss equivalent due to something pokémon related.

Examples :

Friend: Look what I ordered for you from teh interwebs! It's a custom made mew charm necklace!
A Self Proclaimed "Shegufta": THAT'S MAH FAVORITE POKÉMON! IT'S SO CUTE! OMG OMG OMG. IT'S SO AMAZING THAT I HAD A POKÉGASM

Dude 1:DUDE I JUST CAUGHT MISSING No.! That's so cool that I'm pokégasming!
Dude 2: um... Missing No. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
Dude 1: I think my pokégasm is over...

1st Gen Lover 1: I've heard rumors they're starting a new pokémon season... using only first generation pokémon.
1st Gen Lover 2: REALLY?!? I Think I just had a pokégasm.
*they check online*
Both of them : WTF! It's a fan series and it's original characters, not Ash Ketchum. pffffft. Epic Fail.

Pokégasm by ProfessorSheggykins October 4, 2009

Polegasm 

The orgasm type feeling you get when climbing a rope or pole. Usually occurs after climbing for a minute or two. Feels very good and is better when watching porn while climbing. Can be done by men or woman and is very very addicting. It is not only done by strippers and can be done at home on doors and other tall objects that can be easily climbed.

"I love polegasming, it's so much better than masturbating."

Polegasm by pump chicken December 11, 2016

Polegasm 

The intense orgasm some people, male or female, experience when climbing a rope or pole.

I had a polegasm in PE

Polegasm by Dr P J Fingerwell April 21, 2010

Poregasm

When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.

This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.

Poregasm by caKe_no November 23, 2010

Pokegami 

The act of helping a group complete a minor, insignificant task within a broader category of more difficult tasks, after which the actor ceases to help, claiming full reward for the more difficult tasks he/she did not help with. Also refers to a person who does the act.

He didn't help at all! He's such a Pokegami.

Pokegami by Zeke50100 August 4, 2010