Porbulant 

Somebody who cannot take in your humor or a joke. They either do not get the joke, or are extremely offended by it, as to understanding you may not like the joke.

Dude you're so porbulant! Stop getting offended by everything you pussy bitch!

Porbulant by TheSophisticatedSeal September 30, 2020

probulation 

A combination of the words "probability" and "calculation." It is therefore a calculation of the probability of an event. High-profile scientists and forensic detectives use this word all the time in that it increases their verbal efficiency by approximately 3.5%. It can also be used in the verb form (probulate)

What is the probulation that Arash did it in the library with the candlestick?

I will probulate the outcome.

probulation by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006

Porkulent

A portmanteau of porky and corpulent. Commonly used to describe a very fat, ugly person.

Ex: Rosie O'Donnell is a porkulent bitch.

Porkulent by tr011man2 June 26, 2009

probulator 

An automated machine for human probing.

Strip down naked and get on the probulator.

probulator by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

Porpulating 

The feeling you get when youre over tired or havent eaten in a while. You get punchy, hyper, goofy, and giggly because your body begins to run off of its natural and reserved sugars

im acting so goofy, i must be porpulating bc im so tired

Porpulating by saiiormn91 July 18, 2010

porkulate 

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

porkulate by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Erectoral Porkulation 

When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.

*At grandpas farm*.....

Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....

Erectoral Porkulation by BooBoo1123 January 12, 2012