porculent
Fat, rotund, obese, etc. Derives from a combination of corpulent and porcine. Applies to people, pets, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
porculent by spinningtabletop February 8, 2009
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Pornumentary
Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.
The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
Pornumentary by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008
Related Words
porculent • Porkulent • Perculent • Porcupenis • Percuentually • Perkulent • Podgulent • pootulent • Porbulant • porcelenis
Porkulent
Ex: Rosie O'Donnell is a porkulent bitch.
Intent and Purulent Discharge
What's it all mean? What's he saying when he says it? What's the underlying topic? What's the motive in his message? But what if he was born and there was no between the lines? It was a mode to pass the time. He liked the way it rhymed.
Hey dude what does Intent and Purulent Discharge mean?
What's it all mean? What's he saying when he says it? What's the underlying topic? What's the motive in his message? But what if he was born and there was no between the lines? It was a mode to pass the time. He liked the way it rhymed.
What's it all mean? What's he saying when he says it? What's the underlying topic? What's the motive in his message? But what if he was born and there was no between the lines? It was a mode to pass the time. He liked the way it rhymed.
Intent and Purulent Discharge by foopity April 14, 2020
Perkulent
When you meet someone who is acts like they have drunk a whole pot pf coffee black. They border on impertinence and temporary insanity. pronounced (perk-u-lint)
Perkulent by God's Left Hand September 14, 2009
Porcupeth
A vastly intelligent person who respects the work of prog bands "Opeth" and "Porcupine Tree" in equal measure
Prog Fan: "Hey can I buy a copy of Fear of a Blank Planet and Blackwater Park please?"
CD Seller: "Oh, I guess you're a porcupeth!"
CD Seller: "Oh, I guess you're a porcupeth!"
Porcupeth by badgerslayer November 15, 2011
torculent
Going on Urban Dictionary makes me torculent: it's amazing how people can write these words, but scares me wondering what's going on in their minds
torculent by Aphex Pony April 18, 2014