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Fat, rotund, obese, etc. Derives from a combination of corpulent and porcine. Applies to people, pets, Rush Limbaugh, etc.
"Wow, that guinea pig is porculent. Quit feeding it so many pellets."
porculent by spinningtabletop February 8, 2009
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Pornumentary 

Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.
The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.

Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?

Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!

Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!

Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!

Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
Pornumentary by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008
A portmanteau of porky and corpulent. Commonly used to describe a very fat, ugly person.
Ex: Rosie O'Donnell is a porkulent bitch.
Porkulent by tr011man2 June 26, 2009

Intent and Purulent Discharge 

What's it all mean? What's he saying when he says it? What's the underlying topic? What's the motive in his message? But what if he was born and there was no between the lines? It was a mode to pass the time. He liked the way it rhymed.
Hey dude what does Intent and Purulent Discharge mean?
What's it all mean? What's he saying when he says it? What's the underlying topic? What's the motive in his message? But what if he was born and there was no between the lines? It was a mode to pass the time. He liked the way it rhymed.

Perkulent 

When you meet someone who is acts like they have drunk a whole pot pf coffee black. They border on impertinence and temporary insanity. pronounced (perk-u-lint)
"Ok everyone, let's get into the like car HALF AN HOUR AGO!"

"Dude, stop being so perkulent!"
Perkulent by God's Left Hand September 14, 2009

Porcupeth 

A vastly intelligent person who respects the work of prog bands "Opeth" and "Porcupine Tree" in equal measure
Prog Fan: "Hey can I buy a copy of Fear of a Blank Planet and Blackwater Park please?"

CD Seller: "Oh, I guess you're a porcupeth!"
Porcupeth by badgerslayer November 15, 2011

torculent 

the feeling of being nervous and excited at the same time
Going on Urban Dictionary makes me torculent: it's amazing how people can write these words, but scares me wondering what's going on in their minds
torculent by Aphex Pony April 18, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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