probulator

An automated machine for human probing.

Strip down naked and get on the probulator.

by Shin Akuma November 04, 2003

probulation

A combination of the words "probability" and "calculation." It is therefore a calculation of the probability of an event. High-profile scientists and forensic detectives use this word all the time in that it increases their verbal efficiency by approximately 3.5%. It can also be used in the verb form (probulate)

What is the probulation that Arash did it in the library with the candlestick?

I will probulate the outcome.

by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006

Probulate

The act of probing somebody. Usually through the rectum.

Sometimes performed with a probluator.

Aliens tend to probulate hicks for knowledge about the human rectum.

by Desert Eagle Bob August 12, 2004