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Pockulant 

See: Steve Bartman
The man was as pockulant as Steve Bartman.
Pockulant by pater incognito October 15, 2003
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A portmanteau of porky and corpulent. Commonly used to describe a very fat, ugly person.
Ex: Rosie O'Donnell is a porkulent bitch.
Porkulent by tr011man2 June 26, 2009

poculation 

poculation is the drinking of wine, gin, beer, vodlka ect. you know the stuff that gets you drunk
poculation by bsmarine October 24, 2005

porkulate 

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)
Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.
porkulate by weasel990 December 24, 2016

Erectoral Porkulation 

When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.
*At grandpas farm*.....

Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....
Erectoral Porkulation by BooBoo1123 January 12, 2012
A term describing an object that is porky in physical nature.
Frank: My God, did u see that woman?
John: I know. She was porkulent.
Porkulent by MagicMan123 September 1, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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