Popfarts 

Used as a precursor to copulation, intercourse, fornication, procreation, or any form of sexy time bedroom activities between two willing lovers. Popfarts began in the civil war era as a way to treat pancreatitis, gout, and scrotum cancer--it is also cited as the initial cause of scurvy.

Popfarts is best utilized when a man loves a woman--although he doesn't have to love her, nor do the duo have to be hetero; in fact, homosexuality is encouraged when farting off said breakfast pastries. Not to be confused with the breakfast pasty. See also: salami nipples.

Popfarts begins when one participant acquires poptarts and places them directly covering the entrance to the rectum of the other participant. The initiator must then wait for the recipient to fart the poptart off of their backside for intercourse to continue. If said fartee should stain the poptart a particular shade of brown from excessive force, said fartee shall be banished from the particular sexual encounter, and must wait a full twenty-four hours before returning to Poundtown, USA.

(optional) If no stain should occur, the poptart may be consumed only after completion of both parties.

Dude me and Debra had the most amazing time last night. We engaged in popfarts and it made for a mighty hearty breakfast the next day.

Popfarts by Statutory Crepe! April 1, 2017

Pop-Farts

Pastry scented farts.

Aw man! I have to stay home today, it looks like I got the Pop-Farts.

Pop-Farts by That_Monster_Frisbee October 9, 2015

netflix and poptarts 

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

netflix and poptarts by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015

smuggling poptarts 

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

smuggling poptarts by Nyutan June 17, 2009

poptarts 

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

poptarts by Dokido January 18, 2009

poopfartshartsex 

a tiktoker

do you love poopfartshartsex yes

poopfartshartsex by pigisfood April 21, 2021

poptarts 

gay bunch of people that aint as hard as they seem

look at those people over there they a bunch of poptarts

poptarts by jays January 28, 2005