Pastry

A person of Danish origin.

Courtney's friend the pastry comes to visit today.

by Kathryn Bergman November 20, 2003

Pastry

being really cheap.
a stingy, avaricious person.
A cheapskate, curmudgeon, niggard, penny pincher, piker, scrooge, skinflint or tightwad is a person who is reluctant to spend money, sometimes to the point of forgoing even basic comforts and some necessities.

chawla: vijay, could you buy me a cup of coffee, im kinda broke.
vijay: u cheap pastry , tell your mom to send you some cash.

yy: chawla , i need a ten for that chocolate, could i have that much?
chawla: im broke dude!
yy:u fuckin cheap pastry, go do your mom.

by i256 December 3, 2010

pastry

When someone tells a boring story that nobody else cares about. Its usually long and/or takes forever to get to the point. It may have no point or doesn't say anything important that anyone cares about. It is a form or rambling however the person does not realise they are doing it even if others have tuned out or is looking back with a blank stare. If the story had already been told it is refered to as a stale pastry.

This is a short pastry spoken by a colleague who I work with every day: "Today I walked to work along the footpath past many houses as I do every morning. I have to stop at the pedistrian crossing. Then I got to work, I walked inside, said hello to you and sat down to work"

by Kezzaron August 13, 2009

pastry

A chick or guy who's so HOT that they look good enough to EAT!

Jennifer nicnamed Doug, Pastry

by Jennfier January 31, 2004

Pastry

Someone who has difficulty performing simple tasks
often used by tweens or young teens to describe other tweens or young teens.

Jack: I can't figure out how to change this lightbulb
Jill: Then google it ya stupid pastry

by CallMeJosh April 6, 2021

pastry

Another term for biatch. Since my friend thinks biatch sounds like a pastry name.

Man my mom is such a pastry

by terd May 6, 2005

pastry

Synonymous with bad.

It's well pastry, init!

by robuttt December 1, 2007