Poosker 

poosker is an Italian name. poosker’s are friendly & kind to others who treat them right. they are funny and have great humor. go find yourself a poosker 😃!!

friend: hey poosker!!
poosker: hey!! you look GREAT today!!
friend: thanks you so much 💗

Poosker by totoskiwattan February 20, 2019

poosterbate 

The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.

Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.

poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014

Pooser 

A sort of mix between Poo (Feces), Poser, and Loser. It is usually screamed out and could be used in an affectionate way.

It has evolved into its own word and can also have the word Woozer said after.

Some people pronounce it "Poozer"

"You're kinda weird"
"Says you, POOSER"

Pooser by die Ratte December 5, 2022

Pooker 

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.

Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.

Pooker by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009

Pookersnatch 

A swear word made up by "DNA" that is OK to use in front of children because of its hidden meaning. It can portray any emotion. Originally based off of Lady GaGa's Pokerface along with the thought of her unknown genitals. In short use it when describing something unusual or something your not sure about in a situation when you need to swear. Usually preceeded by the word "ah".

"Damn dude, what the hell is that?"
"Ah pookersnatch it is so weird lookin."

"Are you ok? Did you break your leg?"
"Ah pookersnatch man, I don't know but its hella hurts!"

"Wow, that girl is drinnin!"
"She is probably taking a steriod, athletes are always doing that kind of pookersnatchin thing."

Pookersnatch by Anhalt November 23, 2009

Pooster 

a cross between a pig and a rooster that likes sugar cookies

person 1: "look at that bitch ass pooster eating sugar cookies"
person 2: "damn what a dumb ass"

Pooster by I'mnothornyIjustwantattention March 31, 2020

pooskrat 

see 'skrat' - cross between a skank and a rat. a pooskrat however, is something much much worse. usually about 5 inches of makeup, smells of 'charlie', total minger, takes it up the shitter.

jennifer took it up the shitter, shes such a skanky rat!
do you mean a pooskrat?

YER POOOOOOOOOOSKRAT!

pooskrat by 090493 October 3, 2010