Pooster

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a cross between a pig and a rooster that likes sugar cookies

person 1: "look at that bitch ass pooster eating sugar cookies"
person 2: "damn what a dumb ass"

Pooster by I'mnothornyIjustwantattention March 31, 2020

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pooster

poor white trash loser bums that dig in garbage

look at that dude he is a pooster he is in the dumpster

pooster by David Kravitz December 4, 2005

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Pooster

A person who regularly posts crap (poo) on forums

I knew Jack was truly a pooster when I saw his latest poost on our forum.

Pooster by Squidburger October 27, 2008

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pooster

The word Mr. Bob's mother made him use as a child, in place of the word "fart"

It smells bad in here, who poostered?

pooster by Kaplopache January 4, 2019

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Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.

I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...

Pooster-Tail by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022

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crattie pooster

crattie pooster as you all know it comes from the movie "pootie tang" and it means "pimp"

I am the biggest crattie pooster in all of the land.

crattie pooster by me! January 5, 2005

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Man-boost your pooster

When two truck driver fist each other at a truck stop

Hey Dustin! Pull over at a rest stop so I can man-boost your pooster.

Man-boost your pooster by Poosterbooster June 9, 2017

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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