3 definitions by Redneckology

Elasticgevity

To combine elasticity and longevity stretching over many years without tearing,or ripping ; durable and bendable for long periods of time ; pliable; to keep shape without damage

50 year old Tony tried to stop the 1200lb toolbox from falling over testing the Elasticgevity of the tendons in his back

Damn I can’t believe his tendons didn’t tear! dudes tendons have killer Elasticgevity!

by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Poonhammer

A penis ; a tool to penetrate a vagina; a penis used in a hammer like motion on a vagina;

“Do you want the poonhammer tonight?”, he asked “

by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Porcupine mumble

To perform oral copulation on a female

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?

by Redneckology May 9, 2021