Definitions by Redneckology

Porcupine mumble 

To perform oral copulation on a female

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?

Porcupine mumble by Redneckology May 9, 2021

Elasticgevity 

To combine elasticity and longevity stretching over many years without tearing,or ripping ; durable and bendable for long periods of time ; pliable; to keep shape without damage

50 year old Tony tried to stop the 1200lb toolbox from falling over testing the Elasticgevity of the tendons in his back

Damn I can’t believe his tendons didn’t tear! dudes tendons have killer Elasticgevity!

Elasticgevity by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Poonhammer 

A penis ; a tool to penetrate a vagina; a penis used in a hammer like motion on a vagina;

“Do you want the poonhammer tonight?”, he asked “

Poonhammer by Redneckology May 4, 2020