pogohammer

8est person alive awesome so cool follow pogohammer on tik tok rn

someone: omg pogohammer
pogohammer: yea

pogohammer by dog hair June 20, 2021

PROHAMMER 

Baseball player who can hit for average and power using only natural talent and physical ability.

Kid: "Dude...Snider just hit for the cycle; he must be on somethin."

Other Kid: "Nah...the guy's PROHAMMER and that's it.

PROHAMMER by swingpath March 3, 2010

Poorhammer 

1. Playing Warhammer or Warhammer 40k without the expensive models produced by Games Workshop. Typically using cut out pieces of cardboard or slips of paper, painstakingly cut into the proper sizes and marked.

Dude screw going to the game-store, they won't let us poorhammer players join in.

My hand is so cramped from cutting poorhammer pieces all last night.

Poorhammer by Everplayer September 17, 2010

Poonhammer 

A penis ; a tool to penetrate a vagina; a penis used in a hammer like motion on a vagina;

“Do you want the poonhammer tonight?”, he asked “

Poonhammer by Redneckology May 4, 2020

Poonhammer 

Noun: A man's genitalia that resembles that off a hammer,that is employed by it's user as a weapon to assault vaginas (in a consenting manner).

1. The God and intellectual leader of scout.com/USC - public message board.

When he brought out the poonhammer Stacy knew she was in for a vaginal beating.

Poonhammer just owned Keen and Lono.

Poonhammer by JA Lau December 14, 2008

PROHAMMER 

one who is with the --; revolution. (Hammer Revolution)

The opposite of PROHAMMER is ANTIHAMMER.

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kid: whoever did that is a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER
cooler kid: dude, swearing is for those who don't know how to use language well. try "PROHAMMER"
kid: whoever did that is PROHAMMER
cooler kid: fuck yea

PROHAMMER by titofan(PROHAMMER) August 8, 2005

Porkhammer 

The act of a pig humping a cow. If it is not a cow, then it doesn't classify as a porkhammer.

I think I saw a porkhammer today.

Porkhammer by StormK1ller May 15, 2016