Porkhammer 

The act of a pig humping a cow. If it is not a cow, then it doesn't classify as a porkhammer.

I think I saw a porkhammer today.

Porkhammer by StormK1ller May 15, 2016

Porkhammer 

Making a lagre hammer out of Pork related meats.

A sausage link handle with a baked ham for the head of the hammer.

P-P-P PORKHAMMER!

Porkhammer by Guy W. August 2, 2009

PROHAMMER 

Baseball player who can hit for average and power using only natural talent and physical ability.

Kid: "Dude...Snider just hit for the cycle; he must be on somethin."

Other Kid: "Nah...the guy's PROHAMMER and that's it.

PROHAMMER by swingpath March 3, 2010

Poorhammer 

1. Playing Warhammer or Warhammer 40k without the expensive models produced by Games Workshop. Typically using cut out pieces of cardboard or slips of paper, painstakingly cut into the proper sizes and marked.

Dude screw going to the game-store, they won't let us poorhammer players join in.

My hand is so cramped from cutting poorhammer pieces all last night.

Poorhammer by Everplayer September 17, 2010

porgrammer 

An inexperienced or unqualified programmer. Pronounced: porg-rammer.

I'm tired of fixing Dave's bugs. That porgrammer can't do anything right.

porgrammer by zeitgeist_as February 24, 2009

pork hammer 

Dick, cock, refering to your penis when it is erect and ready to be serviced.

She grabbed my pork hammer and went to town on it.

pork hammer by MED November 5, 2003

Poonhammer 

A penis ; a tool to penetrate a vagina; a penis used in a hammer like motion on a vagina;

“Do you want the poonhammer tonight?”, he asked “

Poonhammer by Redneckology May 4, 2020