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poopy cock 

israel: I poo'ed and cumed

shondell: ill just shove my cock in your ass

israel: i didnt wipe daddy

shondell; even better now ill have a poopy cock
poopy cock by CUMM butty July 26, 2022

Cock of Poopy 

What people call Call of Duty games, When either you just suck so much ass you can't handle the intense gameplay of it, or when your trolling a PlayStation fanboy.
D'andre: brahh ps3 is soo much betta den da xbox.

Brandon: They're pretty much the same thing you know?

D'andre: nahh we got free internets which makes 10x betta and call of duty gots better graphics on the ps3.

Brandon: YOU MEAN COCK OF POOPY?
Cock of Poopy by RaisinOnion April 6, 2011

Cock Bag El Poopy Face 

A Cock Bag El Poopy Face is someone who clams to get alot of pussy but in fact is still a virgin
Some kid I Know Is in fact a Cock Bag El Poopy Face
Cock Bag El Poopy Face by siicc one January 14, 2010
generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex
Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.
poop-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003

poppy cock 

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises
George W. Bush = poppy cock
poppy cock by Nettled October 10, 2003

Poppy-cock 

Another way of saying ‘fuck sake’
‘I’ve lost my coat, Poppy-cock’
Poppy-cock by jame🦽 December 23, 2021
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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