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poop cock
An extremely smelly condition of the penis, caused by extensive anal penetration. The condition may linger for up to 13 hours after sesation of aformentioned anal penetration.
Bud: Man dude, I got a wicked sick poop cock from that...from your sister, its been there for like two days and its giving me a headache!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!
poop cock by farting mike May 28, 2006
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cock poop sundae
take a shit on your bed, then rub ur dick between ur poop and sheets, then cum on top to complete the sauce
cock poop sundae by Fly humper February 23, 2010
cock poop octopus
"Lester! Cock poop octopus, my friend! It has been a while.""
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"
"H-hey man, just put the knife down. Just put the kni-OW CHRIST COCK POOP OCTOPUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!"
cock poop octopus by Kancho Ron February 6, 2014
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