Poppycock

1. Nonsense
2. Soft excrement

"James, that's a load of poppycock!"

by Otaku February 6, 2003

Poppycock

1. Another word for nonsense. Or a polite way of saying something is bullshit.

2. A brand name snack food that consists of popcorn covered with caramel glaze and often has nuts such as pecans and almonds in it.

1. Pat said that aliens’ building the pyramids is poppycock.

2. Tina snuck some poppycock into the movie theater to snack on instead of buying some popcorn.

by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006

Poppycock

Affectionate name for a Grandpa's penis.

Grandpa slapped me across the face with his Poppycock.

by Gay Billie Goat October 2, 2020

Poppycock

The effects of Heroin to the male reproductive organs.

Sorry Babe not tonight, poppycock got me. I can still borrow $20 though right?

by AmeDame July 9, 2021

Poppycock

something stewie wrote on the wall in an episode of family guy

look! im writing profanity on the wall!

by hash is brown November 13, 2003

Poppycock

When you cum so hard the floor looks like a flower

“That was such a poppycock dude”

by RoninXII January 7, 2020

Poppycock

When poppies start growing out of your cock.

"BRO YOU HAVE A POPPYCOCK"
"WTF IS A POPPYCOCK"

by Posted Cheese April 1, 2020