Nettled's definitions

retarded

1.Someone of annoyingly low intelligence
2. See George W. Bush

The president is retarded

by Nettled April 3, 2006

Sloppydog

A dog of any breed lacking in basic table manors.

Person: Bad Dog! You're not supposed to use a salad fork for your eggs...
Dog: (vigorously licks own ass)
Person: That's more like it.

by Nettled June 4, 2004

sass machine

A device or person that generates sass.

Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine

by Nettled February 2, 2004

dragon master

one who has completed training at the University of Dragon Mastery.

person1: Where do you go to school?
person2: UDM
person1: What's UDM?
person2: the University of Dragon Mastery, I'm going to master dragons for a living.
person1: Get the fuck outta here, you filthy dragon master in training.

by Nettled January 28, 2004

reaver

one who reaves

Person1: What are you doing?
Person2: Reaving, I'm a reaver.
Person1: Ok, keep up the good work.

by Nettled January 27, 2004

jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

slick

Slippery or well lubricated

(Jim falls on ass) Damn that floor be one slick mother fucker

by Nettled October 21, 2003