18 definitions by Nettled

1

What stupid asses call ketchup

Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!

by Nettled October 15, 2003

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2

where birds live

You're retarded

by Nettled October 11, 2003

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3

Synonomous with poop

Jim: How's life treatin ya?
Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush

by Nettled October 20, 2003

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4

The smartest man EVER!!

Macgyer drove a jeep and had a mullet for a while.

by Nettled October 11, 2003

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5

A car that smells like hot dogs or barbecue sauce

my chevette is a hooptie

by Nettled October 11, 2003

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6

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

by Nettled October 10, 2003

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1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

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