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Bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. Usually exits the body through your pooper, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.
even the soda at taco bell makes me poop.
by Nettled October 10, 2003

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1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.
1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.
by Nettled October 21, 2003

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A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea
by Nettled October 11, 2003

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What stupid asses call ketchup
Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!
by Nettled October 15, 2003

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1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises
George W. Bush = poppy cock
by Nettled October 10, 2003

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A tomato based condiment used on fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and what not.

Sometimes refereed to as Catsup by ignorant fools.
Jim: Please pass the catsup
Me: What? I'll kill you, damn ignorant fool. KETCHUP!!!
by Nettled October 15, 2003

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where birds live
You're retarded
by Nettled October 11, 2003

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