18 definitions by Nettled

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Synonomous with poop
Jim: How's life treatin ya?
Me: Fuck you, life's a big steamy pile of poop that won't flush
by Nettled October 20, 2003
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Macgyer drove a jeep and had a mullet for a while.
by Nettled October 11, 2003
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A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.
The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.
by Nettled October 10, 2003
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1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.
1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.
by Nettled October 21, 2003
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