Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

by Nettled October 10, 2003

catsup

What stupid asses call ketchup

Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!

by Nettled October 15, 2003

Ketchup

A tomato based condiment used on fries, hot dogs, hamburgers and what not.

Sometimes refereed to as Catsup by ignorant fools.

Jim: Please pass the catsup
Me: What? I'll kill you, damn ignorant fool. KETCHUP!!!

by Nettled October 15, 2003

dragon master

one who has completed training at the University of Dragon Mastery.

person1: Where do you go to school?
person2: UDM
person1: What's UDM?
person2: the University of Dragon Mastery, I'm going to master dragons for a living.
person1: Get the fuck outta here, you filthy dragon master in training.

by Nettled January 28, 2004

explosive diarrhea

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea

by Nettled October 11, 2003

nest

where birds live

You're retarded

by Nettled October 11, 2003

poppy cock

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises

George W. Bush = poppy cock

by Nettled October 10, 2003