ps3

One of the three current-gen or next-gen consoles as you may call it(them).More sturdy,reliable,ect. than the xBox 360.Some(PS3) gamers use this as a downfall to the xBox 360. XBOX 360 users do have more choices for games(that is until' the XBOX 360 scratches the disc).I like the PS3 better though considering a long history of gaming on the PS family. I do have a 360 but i really like free online play for PS3. I don't hate the 360,take note of that

helghast(killzone):I got a PS3
ODST trooper(halo):I got a 360
helghast:how bout saturday i'll go to ur dimension and try out ur 360
ODST troop: k,on sunday i'll go to ur dimension and try out ur PS3.
Helghast:ok,yay!
morale: we all be happy

by desktopp March 29, 2009

ps3

sony playstation 3, it was released @ E3 2005, looks like a fridge door with dildos as controllers

hey look, timmys got a fridge door and 2 dildos, whatafreak,

by spyrolot May 17, 2005

ps3

A next gen games console that many people disrespect because they cannot afford it, or think that it's too expensive to buy, and many are too busy stuck up microsofts arse, with the xbox threeshitsty, the poor mans ps3. Honestly, you have to admit that the ps3 is a supercomputer in a sleek package. Hopefully I am getting one for crimbo, i have played on one, they are AMAZING

Oliver: Hey! I have that halo 3 beta on my xbox 360!

Me: <sarcasm> Go you!!! Hope your xbox still works after you played on it! Im gonna go home and play on my ps3 on Motorstorm, on my big HDTV.

Oliver: Ok, i'll go play some pirated games on my xbox 360, which my dad got me off The Pirate Bay!!!

by Alex Sumner June 01, 2007

ps3

The new console from Sony. Looks hideous with a controller that has caused more commotion than at the Xbox's unveiling. You could attached string to the Baterang like controller and swing around gothem city on it.

"I have a PS3"
"I am Batman. Let's play together."

by sam May 25, 2005

ps3

The Next Gen console that ooks Very much like a fax machine/printer or an old vcd player, and has contollers that look like batmans' weapon of choice, A console that will surly crash, sieze up and short out due to the shoty cell processor.

Aka: GayStation 3, Fax machine

Jimmy: Whoa! nice fax machine mom!
Mom: its your birthday present son, a ps3.
Jimmy: FUCK!! OMFG WTF FFS! why mom why!

Bob: Jim can i use your faxmachine?
Jack: Sure!
Bob: .... *SEND*
Jack: thats my PS asshole! u fuked it!

Don: My ps3 burnt up...
Will: Are u surprised?
Don: no.. no not really.

by D0njuan June 08, 2005

ps3

Similar to the brown stuff that comes out of your ass, the only difference is this shit will put you back $600.

Fanboy: I bought a PS3 cause I am an asshat.

by Hank Hill September 09, 2006

ps3

next gen systen bound to fail at a price of $600. The only next gen system that stole ideas from othe systems. The sytstem that is far inferior to the Xbox 360.Looks like a grill

God damn why did I by this piece of shit ps3? It broke when I took it out of the box. sony wont fix it. Im such a dumb fuck. *shoots himself in the head*

by Gaahl May 18, 2006