poppy cock

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises

George W. Bush = poppy cock

by Nettled October 11, 2003

poppy cock

it means crap in a polite way

John:do you have the car keys?
You:poppy cock
John did you lose my keys!!!!!
You: ...

by by Anonymous. August 8, 2022

Poppy-cock

Another way of saying ‘fuck sake’

‘I’ve lost my coat, Poppy-cock’

by jame🦽 December 23, 2021

Poppy Cock

A sex move in which the cock is threaded through as many poppyseed bagels as possible. The bagels are then eaten off enthusiastically by another person.

They're having a special on bagels, it's the perfect time for a poppy cock.
The poppy cock is the new missionary in the jewish community.

by CocksAndHope November 18, 2014

Poppy Cock

An erection that is happy.

Looking at that chick gives me a poppy cock. Look at it, it seems so happy. *tear*

by Salad Time August 19, 2007

Poppy Cock

This happens when I see your MOM!!!

Oh yeah!! Your Mom gives me Poppy cock!
w00t!!!

by Don Vito June 22, 2004

Poppy cock

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

That one brother-in-law that always makes you laugh with a bag of popcorn

"Look at my poppy cock its much bigger looking now..

Who knew a bag of popcorn could look so good.. or so he thinks!

by JENNIFER JETT December 5, 2022