Pooptein 

Poop resulting from an over-intake of protein in the body...

"Man...this whey powder is GUARANTEED to give me Pooptein! Right on!"

Pooptein by The Poop-atrator October 4, 2009

poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

Poopweiner 

A weiner that has visited many a few anuses.

Dude Brian Peppers is such a Poopweiner.

Poopweiner by Gavin Michael August 4, 2008

Poopthink 

A situation in which one has massive revelations during massive defecations.

Hey, I just ate at the school cafeteria, and now I'm gonna go have a poopthink.

Poopthink by pooplife September 8, 2011

pooptine 

Turds and gravy served over fries.

One order of Pooptine, please.

pooptine by Brougham96 June 28, 2015

pootein 

The nutrition gained from sucking a cock after it's been in your ass. Pootein

Girl, come suck this dick and get you some pootein.

pootein by Black JB April 7, 2016

Pooptintillion 

Pooptintillion is just a play on words of million, billion, trillion, etc. Its used to overexaggerate or show the ridiculousness in the situation. You can really use any vartion of this word to describe the ridiculous of the amount or time of something.

Farttintillion, Shitassgazzillion, DooDooFartillion are all "examples" of this joke.

I told you like 50 POOPTINTILLION TIMES! To revive me!

This mf has killed me like 500 poopfuckinggazillion times bruh.

Pooptintillion by Zekro_3300 October 4, 2023