pooptendo

The act of playing a game on your phone or other device while taking a shit, usually practiced by men.

If you didn't always play pooptendo in the bathroom, other people could take a shower.

When you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing pooptendo. My little brother was in the men's room at the mall for so long I had to go in there; I caught him playing pooptendo.

pooptendo by LanteVigi December 17, 2017

Pootend 

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

Pootend by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

Poopendestop 

A plug to stop shit coming out involuntarily

I have the runs so bad, I wish I had my poopendestop with me today!

Poopendestop by Standen January 25, 2017

Poopengoggen 

The act of being the Poop Prime Minister, Doo Doo Dictator, The Shit Shah, or The Feces Pharaoh.

By the power of Poopengoggen, I knight you Sir Poop of the Toilet Table.

Poopengoggen by poopguy05 November 18, 2020

poontending 

Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.

I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.

I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants

poontending by josedagardner March 27, 2006

poopterious

Being mysterious about one's poop.

Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.

poopterious by Lesmarie March 17, 2013

poopiedookie

A dance in which the hokie pokie and poop are combined. Dancing and pooping at the same time.

Ew! That girl is totally doing the poopiedookie!

poopiedookie by anyacoolbeansmcdonnell. January 17, 2009