The act of playing a game on your phone or other device while taking a shit, usually practiced by men.
If you didn't always play pooptendo in the bathroom, other people could take a shower.
When you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing pooptendo. My little brother was in the men's room at the mall for so long I had to go in there; I caught him playing pooptendo.
When you are waiting to use the bathroom and all you hear is ding, ding, dong from within, someone must be playing pooptendo. My little brother was in the men's room at the mall for so long I had to go in there; I caught him playing pooptendo.
by LanteVigi December 17, 2017
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I'd like to go out tonight, but I have some poontending to do.
I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants
I wish that i had a high poontendance in my classroom...
and by classroom i mean pants
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Daniel got up in the middle of the night and walked like a damn leprechaun towards the guest bathroom. He is so poopterious.
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