Poopweiner

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A weiner that has visited many a few anuses.

Dude Brian Peppers is such a Poopweiner.

Poopweiner by Gavin Michael August 4, 2008

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Poopyweiner

1. The end result of either a triumphant "my girl let me bang her in the ass" or the unfortunate "she won't let me take away her virginity." Either way, you end up with feces on your man-junk.

2. A game similar to horse, used with a tennis ball and spots marked on a wall. Spell out POOPYWEINER and lose.

3. Another name for a Duke Dog.

1. "Hey baby, i think I'm ready for sex, but I need to save my vajay-jay for marriage. Wanna do it in the butt?"

"Aww baby, that will give me mad poopyweiner"

2. "You gotta throw it off brick number 3 and catch it with your left hand...aww shit you missed. You lose poopyweiner."

3. "Look at that duke dog. She definitely looks like a poopyweiner."

Poopyweiner by naynay007 February 12, 2010

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Poopwiener

(n.) 1. the excrement that descends down a gay man's balls (a.k.a. mudflaps) when engaging in doggy-style homosexual sodomy.
2. Shit on one's dick after engaging in anal sex (a.k.a. tootsie roll).
3. The unfortunate situation produced when one's nuclear diarrhea causes splash back that hits one's penis.

"Dirty Dan just pooped on his own wiener. He's got a poopwiener, folks!"
(Jimmy Fallon from SNL)

"Holy shit dude, my boyfriend was railing me so hard he gave me a poopwiener last night."

Poopwiener by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005

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poop weiner

Any run of the mill idiot or person without sense. Stupid, or gay.

Andy went duck hunting with me and accidentally shot a hole in the boat, what a poop weiner.

Or

Ryan Seacrest is a poop weiner.

poop weiner by J U N K May 28, 2006

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poopminer

one who knows how to excavate the poopal area with a mining tool. these tools can range from toothpicks to ice picks to your very own tool.

chelsey would have been a great poopminer if she was a dude.

poopminer by frannie__is__a__poopsmith December 27, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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