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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

Pooptime 

An abbreviation of poop facetime

The act of FaceTime-ing while on the toilet.
Suzie almost puked while out to dinner with her parents when her boyfriend decided to pooptime her.
Pooptime by Pooptexter June 20, 2011
a piece of shit car a.k.a. hooptie that has been filled with strategically placed poops as part of a practical joke or revenge plot.
Sheniqua: The clever fellows placed their own poop under the gas pedal, in the ash tray, beneath the driver's seat, and squeezed out another chocolate log on the backseat.

Milkman: Did they replace the windshield wiper fluid with diarrhea?

Sheniqua: Ummm....yep. I guess they turned that douchebag's car into a REALLLL pooptie.
pooptie by maskedbacktapper May 10, 2010

poontine 

A sexual act in which a male partner fills his female partner's vagina with gravy, French fries, and semin in placement of cheese. And proceeds to eat it using his penis as a fork
"That poontine tasted delicious!"
poontine by Benrp13 January 29, 2014

poopiness 

anything of or relating to being poopy

basically anything that just sucks ass

also can be used as a word to express great joy in times of hardship, kind of like right on! or fa sho! ya know...poopiness!

also spelled poopyness depending on the kind of use, poopyness is actual poop that comes out of ones booty

while poopiness isnt, because let's face it poop is gross
aw holyshitbitchmuddafudda dude, i broke a nail, thats straight up poopiness!!!

man last night i was constipated, it was poopyness
poopiness by dom the rapper July 31, 2008

Pooptintillion 

Pooptintillion is just a play on words of million, billion, trillion, etc. Its used to overexaggerate or show the ridiculousness in the situation. You can really use any vartion of this word to describe the ridiculous of the amount or time of something.

Farttintillion, Shitassgazzillion, DooDooFartillion are all "examples" of this joke.
I told you like 50 POOPTINTILLION TIMES! To revive me!

This mf has killed me like 500 poopfuckinggazillion times bruh.
Pooptintillion by Zekro_3300 October 4, 2023