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When a person pretends to go poop to get out of something they don't want to do.
A guy was at his work and had an hour left so he that he was dreading so he told his boss he needed to go poop because he knew nobody would question him if he said he needed to poop. Pooptending.
by DerumCapz October 04, 2016
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